Geek Squad, Change Your Name

Geek Squad, change your name, because your making a bad name for geeks. Between stories of you failing at diagnosing and fixing a problem, and now a lawsuit saying that a Geek Squad employee planted a camera to videotape a client in the shower, you simply don’t deserve to be called geeks. You rip people off, don’t even fix problems correctly, and apparently hire sexual predators.
Geek Squad, you need to change your name. Here are a few suggestions:

  • Bullshit Squad
  • The Rip-off Center at Best Buy (ironic, isn’t it?)
  • “Specialists”

Geek Squad, Go Away.