Can Someone Explain This to Me?
Here’s an email I just received:

I am lost, what is the appeal in having a penis that is 120 yards long? Seriously, that would be pretty unruly to deal with. Say, for instance, you got an erection in public. Either it would rip through your pants and poke someone on the other side of the room, or it would come out of your pant leg and lift you off the ground. Now imagine having sex with someone. How would that work? The head itself would be probably about a yard or two, which means that you couldn’t even get that all the way in, let alone the entire penis.
Seriously, this just doesn’t make any practical sense.

WTF?
now imagine people playing football on your johnson… totally worth it
Yeah, because we all want sweaty heavy guys on our dicks.