New article and about me section
I have written a letter to Runescape players, so you should go read it. Also, my About Me section has been updated.
As always, thanks for stopping by!
A Note to All Runescape Fanboys
To all Runescape fanboys, n00bs and l33ts alike,
Everytime you leave a comment on my Runescape article, you always seem to prove my point. Seriously, do you see it? Allow me to quote:
“you guys r fuckin fags. everyone i know that plays runescape (which is alot of people) is healthy and extremeily active.
am lvl 57 and i won a runnig medal. this is a waste!”
Oh, joy for you Jon! Perhaps you were to busy winning this runnig medal that you speak of to take a moment and learn english. I would have given you a little bit of understanding and leeway with the english had you not come from MIAMI, FLORIDA. Also, thanks for commenting the article THREE FUCKING TIMES. Let me continue:
“wtf is this runescape took over my life but im not complaining like sure its fun and all but really its not bad for u just cuz u say it is well guess what im the doctor now and i say its good for u continue to play runescape everybody dont listen to these asswipes they r just trying to make u have a horrible life runescape is so fun u should spend time with friends i learned that the hard way and lost all my friends so i moved to another town and quit runescape for 2 months thanx peace mofos!!!”
I have a few things to say to you. Firstly, do you know these characters: ,.;:? Those are called punctuation. I see you have learned how to use an exclamation point, which is a great start, but please take the time to look up these other characters, they might allow you to make a little sense. Secondly, you’re a doctor? Where did you go to Medical School, Crandor University? wHaT lvl DCTR r U???!?!?! Oh, wait, I forgot, you don’t understand capital letters and question marks. My deepest apologies.
In conclusion, stop spamming my inbox with your lame-ass messages, and learn how to type proper english.
Sincerely,
Madison Parks
11 CommentsHow to Make a Sandwich Colonial
The Sandwich Colonial is a really good, really easy sandwich to make. Here’s how:
What You’ll Need:
White Bread
Tomato
Lettuce
Bacon
Ham
Cheese (I use American, but any cheese should work)
1 Egg
Butter
Also, you’ll need these:
Cutting board
Knife
Small Frying pan
Toaster
Step 1
Cut the Lettuce and Tomato. You don’t need very much, just enough to cover the bread. Make sure to use a good enough knife, such as this Cutco knife.
Step 2
Put two slices of bread into the toaster and set it to the proper setting. You can go on while they toast.
Step 3
Cook the egg over-easy.
IMPORTANT: Make sure not to break the yolk of the egg, the sandwich will not be as good if you do.
For those of you who don’t know how to cook an egg over-easy, crack the egg into the pan, and when one side is done, flip it over. Once again, make sure not to break the yolk.
Step 4
Take your toasted bread (should be done by now) and put on it the cheese, lettuce, tomato, ham, and bacon (make sure it’s cooked). The order doesn’t really matter, but I like to put the egg next to the cheese so the cheese melts, and also I put the bacon next to the egg, so that it will break the yolk easily.
Step 5
Enjoy your Sandwich Colonial with your drink of choice!
Can Someone Explain This to Me?
Here’s an email I just received:
I am lost, what is the appeal in having a penis that is 120 yards long? Seriously, that would be pretty unruly to deal with. Say, for instance, you got an erection in public. Either it would rip through your pants and poke someone on the other side of the room, or it would come out of your pant leg and lift you off the ground. Now imagine having sex with someone. How would that work? The head itself would be probably about a yard or two, which means that you couldn’t even get that all the way in, let alone the entire penis.
Seriously, this just doesn’t make any practical sense.