To that guy in Barcelona who visits my site
To the guy in Barcelona who visits my site:
Thanks for being number one this month!
I will actually be in Barcelona the week after next. So look out for me, I’ll be wearing a shirt that says “The One Great X”
If you see me, say hi, because that would be awesome.

Rumor has it he didn’t actually make it to Barcelona. I hope this knowledge helps mend your heart.