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2005 was a good year, but now it’s over, and here’s a list of things that we can do to make this year better.

Get George Bush kicked out of office
It’s very possible. We can get him for this wiretap thing. Democrats, this is your call, listen to John Conyers, he speaks the truth, he will lead you to the right decision. Get him out of office! To help support this cause, I have created new stickers for you to buy and put everywhere. Here’s a link:
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Bring about the end of short video games
I am tired of buying games, seeing 6 freaking installation CDs and thinking, “Alright, this is gonna be a good long game.” And then, 3 days later, I’m done with them. What the hell? Game companies, do something! Either cut down on the technological instensity, so that there is more game in the same space, or take up more space on my computer, or something, but please! Do Something! And don’t just make multiplayer better, because you know that’s a cheap and stupid way out.

Have Less Spyware all over
This is a note to all you spyware-writing nerd losers out there: You’re not funny, and you’re not cool. Do you get off knowing that you caused popups to show up on some people’s computers? Here’s an idea, get a real job. Go work for some computer security company now, instead of waiting until you get out of jail. Losers.

See to the end of political correctness
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Make no more reality TV Shows
I think I gave up on TV when washed-up celebrities started eating worms on Fear Factor. Reality TV Shows are horrible, stupid, boring, and they suck. And you know what the worst part is? The worst part is that in reality, nobody eats bugs or gets buried alive, no one competes in contests with 24 girls just as shallow in order to marry one guy. It doesn’t happen in real life, and it shouldn’t on TV. So pull them all.

There you have it, my desires for 2006. Want to share your deisres? Want to tell me I’m full of shit? Want the meaning of Life? Email me at mparks@theonegreatx.com.